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FUCK. (and this is for both teams)
That's it boys, no more Price jokes. None of it, they're lame and tacky. And no one is laughing with you. If you say those fucking words again I'm going to have to blow Bell Centre down to illustrate my rage.
So I’m sitting here at a school computer typing this thing up. I can’t lie and pretend that I have so little time that I can’t even type up some simple sentences on hockey and the Habs and last but not least – what kind of water the Oilers are drinking.
But first thing’s first, because I’ve been putting this off for a while. And even though it’s minor, it bugs me endlessly. And that’s because anyone who has sent me a small email – even if it could be a one liner – has been awfully kind to do so. I don’t write to gain immediate public approval – well I’d be lying if there weren’t times that I didn’t stop writing because people told me to. But anyway the main thing is, I wrote to see other fans, to exchange ideas. Although it may be nice to be loved – I write for communication. In a way, I wave a big banner of “hey you! Yes you who wrongly googled! I bet YOU want to talk to me!”. And it sometimes works.
To say basically, I write this message to thank anyone who has sent any support, anyone who has told me that the Habs won’t let me down this season (I know it’s not true but one can hope). And with that out of the way, I hope everyone’s seasons will go as planned – except for the Sens.
And by the way, I hate the Carey price movement. I know this is something that is slowly losing ground. And I know he might win a game or two (where I will probably tell him how great he is blah blah blah). But I still don’t think he’s big team material. Call it my intense high expectations of sorts but I still think Halak would use this time better. Plus I find it intensely disconcerting that Halak, such a great talent could be thrown away for the flash that comes from intensely lame Price is Right jokes. Seriously, Jordi is going to have to open a can of whoopass after another one of them jokes.
And as well, Kostitsyn? Digging him. Koivu is god!
Well, I’m very cautious with the Habs season. Maybe it was fucking Kaberle.
20-year-old NHL prospect Steve Downie knocked Blackhawks owner William W. Wirtz out of the game of life following a vicious second-period hit that sparked a melee and led to the Chicago philanthropist being wheeled from the Scotiabank Place ice in a body bag. -- BBP
As in is it too early to joke about a player many claim to be a psychopathic killer or the weird psycho team owner whom people claim melted to death?
Cause damn, I laughed pretty damn hard.
Yeah I do have some feelings on the Downie matter but not on the personal matters of the game or the players themselves. But chillaxing's a full time job and I aint gonna get myself too worked up over Down Syndrome or The Sens Glory Parade.
In other news, the Montreal Canadiens are going to bring it and then forget they left the chips and dip at home. So it's probably not going to be a good season but Kostitsyn and Komisarek are both going to score hat tricks every game (you heard me) and as well show many seasoned NHL-ers who their daddy is (probably Pronger knocked up their mum).
And to end this random post with a random item, here is a car! (If the car and I were left alone in a room - I could show the car a good time)
What's the best thing you ever bought off of Ebay or Craigslist?
You know, what's the best way to round up a week with a Habs win over the phucking pens? Oh wait LOSING. TO THE OTTAWA SENATORS. I'll try my best not to step on anyone's toes since everyone seems to love the Sens (yes you fuckers too). I'm just thankful that my Mags is here to keep me grounded in my Sens hate. It's easy to forget with the, you know, people fucking stroking their e-peni over the Sens.
And the funny thing is, no team has ever pissed me off as the Sens have. Yes I hate the Laffs and their ass for faces attitude, but the Sens. Oh they're just a whole different being. And there's nothing against Sens fans though please give me a moment to roll my eyes whenever someone moans about how no one sees them as contenders or whatever half assed excuse for feigned modesty.
And in that vein, maybe the Sens are that guy which everyone wants attention from. Everyone gossips and likes to talk smack about him but there's something cool about him actually looking at you. Though in my case, I'm the other kid on the other end who's breaking bricks on her head because everyone's being gaga about Sens.
And I guess you might end this post with you thinking I'm a psycho bitch who hates teams because she likes to align them with everyone whom she ever hated in high school. Well yeah, I'm okay with the psycho bitch attitude but watching a Sens game to me is fustrating. It's just that kind of feeling. I don't like the players, it makes me feel like something unjust happening is when they're winning (which doesn't mean that I really do think so, I know nothing happens when they win apart from a couple of ass pats and all that shit), I just want them to go away.
I know I'm pretty alone in this sentiment but I'm not going to pretend "oh yeah you can't hate the Sens because they're good". I hated the Ducks just fine.
Maybe the blog needs to be renamed "Jordi hates hockey teams - all of them" and I can do a countdown. Yeah.
And another moment to prove hockey is back, I'm at the hardware store and I see a guy climbing in the car with - you guessed it even if you didn't - a Naslund player tshirt. It was all I could to resist screaming "GO CANUCKS!" and I was wondering why he wasn't at home pouring over the net radio examining every play by play against the San Jose game. But then a voice in my head told me "Well normal people go to the hardware store instead."
I'm having short flashes of "... What?". Real life has ultimately faded into the background of "not-hockey" because it just can't keep up with the glamour of hockey.
And with that said, the Habs are on a losing roll - winning their first and losing the other two. Why you ask? Because they're made to underachieve. My excitement and optimism is already dropping in realisation that crap, these are the Habs we're talking about. I know I like to preach "whoo look at Kosty and Chipchura and Huet" but these guys must be taking what Kovalev was having because ouch. Okay maybe not Kostitsyn but there'll be the days.
It's strange the wave of applause for Andrei Kostitsyn like he's a diamond in the rough. I mean wasn't he already praised in many reports? Wasn't he the no-brainer for this year? I'm actually a bit more interested in the other kids like why the hell is Chipchura not working in the Habs and what kind of whore house they dragged some of these players from.
And when Huet was ripped for having a poor performance, where people claimed that Price wasn't too far off, I could feel the great hymn of Montreal fans. I'm not holding my breath for Habs success, it's just preseason right? But at the same time I'm so cautiously optimistic I don't want to celebrate a Habs win.
An Oilers win on the other hand I celebrate freely because shit, they need all the help they can get.
And as per my agreement with the Habs (1 win = 1 skating session), crap I need to go skating.
''I like it this way,'' Latendresse, who had 16 goals as a 19-year-old last season, said with a laugh. ''I'm going to do my little job and be quiet this year. ''I'm playing with no stress.'' -- TSN
At risk of ending the season with Jordi: Mega Guillaume Hating Bitch, I'll say it anyway. Fuck it boy, you don't need to do ANYTHING. All you have to do is turn up, wear the right colour pants and remember how to spell your name. Then you go home and applaud yourself for another job well done. I'm sick of you hogging the precious spotlight but hah- it's no longer your year so suck on it.
By the way, does anyone think Hamrlik looks like an extra on Sopranos?
Didn't think so - but I'm totally digging Andrei Kostitsyn. I'm trying to hold myself back on the whole hype-train but everyone knows I love shifty Euros who score and may fold easily. And while Guy has destroyed my little fantasy of the Samsonov train in Montreal - I'm very reluctant to let my heart be broken again.
And is it wrong for me to think that name of "Smyth & Sakic Have Fun Together" would make such a horrific hockey porn flick that one day it should be made?
