Girls don't love Hockey

So.

2008-01-30T10:39:09Z

It's been last year since I wrote in this pitiful excuse for a hockey blog. Everyone is going crazy for their team, of course I do have a slight belief that going for the Habs may jinx them again. And then they will go down in flames last year a l...

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The Crosby Train.

2007-12-06T09:08:44Z

It seems the more I tune in, I tune out a little more from a man named Sidney Crosby. And the painful realisation is hitting everyone resisting him, he is becoming dead sexy to the hockey numbers. Whether it's his magic, or his incredible tushie ...

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A little personal talk here, because the Habs are nowhere to be seen.

2007-12-06T07:57:56Z

Fuck fuck fuck. How dodgy can the Habs get dropping those stinkers? How dodgier can the Sens get? Anyway recently I bought a filofax organiser. It's great. I can tell myself I need to do this, that, who the Habs are playing. Actually I haven't do...

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Oh well, I guess I must've fumbled, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

2007-12-04T00:18:09Z

HALAK!

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Habs bonked? Lots of humpage within.

2007-12-02T10:41:26Z

Okay not really, but I must say FUCK. The game of Radek Bonk and I instead go see Beowulf, which was shit thankyouverymuch and I spend the rest of my day wallowing in self pity because I feel that if I had been there listening or even yahoo scores...

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WHAT ABOUT BRISEBOIS M-FER!?

2007-12-01T22:54:57Z

THE SAGGING TITS OF CARBONNEAU ARE SCRATCHING BEGIN AND KOSTOPOLOL. Why? "I felt like it." But kids, this is it, I officially hate Carbo. Okay maybe not that stupid. But I am mfing pissed because I love Begin with my heart. And well, who the fuc...

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One month late.

2007-11-28T11:11:22Z

I'm. Not sorry. Don't try to coax an apology from me. Exams ended and I was ready to hit the ground running. Well then I suddenly realised, caring about hockey is a bit of hard work. I need some oomph, I need hockey boys on their knees and beggin...

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Spanking - the kind you like to watch

2007-10-28T03:22:28Z

SYLLABICATION:spank·ing PRONUNCIATION: sp ng k ng ADJECTIVE:1. Informal Exceptional of its kind; remarkable. 2. Swift and vigorous: a spanking pace. 3. Brisk and fresh: a spanking breeze. ADVERB: Used as an intensive: a spanking clean shirt. ...

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So I was reading some shit and.

2007-10-22T14:23:37Z

An accumulation of penalties in ice hockey probably does not lead to the degradation of a player’s legitimate hockey skills, but continuous reinforcement of illegal play during the course of a career might maintain or enhance the opportunities ava...

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A day in the Habs life of Jordi.

2007-10-19T12:59:37Z

Jordi knows she’s been busy – it’s the NHL’s fault for their unfortunate schedule problems. Nonetheless the Habs are a bunch of freaking pornstars, you get the blowing and the sucking and the climax ends with a bit of dodgy music and a cheap whore...

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